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tapdancers:

Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing


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pajameys:

Things That Were SO 2013:
1. doge
2. beyoncé’s album
3. miley jokes
4. 3D printers

Things That Are SO 2014:
1. beheadings
2. lutes
3. corsets
4. the plague


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humorous:

hotboyproblems:

if you wanna be my lover gotta buy me
concert tickets

 


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confination:

ashtonnipple:

teenscoolest:

"Blogging all day…" story of my life

*harry styles voice*
story of my life
i blog all night
my laptop keeps me warm by daaaaaaay and niiiiight

Within this blog are the posts that I can’t change
Leave my ask open but all I get is anon hate


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reblog if ur a rebel

republicanthot:

-stay up past 8pm
-watch pg movies w/o parental guidance
-eats yogurt


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teenscoolest:

the most irritating moments of my life is morning alarm


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sea-shells-sea-shore:

If you ever want to destroy me, tie me to the sofa and play The Fault In Our Stars on repeat.


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hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits


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divinity-is-pizza:

I just seductively sang “Give Me Love” to a bowl of chocolate cake and ice cream

'All I want is the TAASSTEE THAT YOUR LIPS ALLOWWWW”


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'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me


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tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature


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trickshift:

fadeintocase:

cradily:

i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers

image

play/pause, volume up/down, next/back. whats hard to understand about these controls

burn the witch


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stability:

when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is image


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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills


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thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next